JC Penny Catalog!

Sarrah-cuda!

.... or something like that...

What a surprise!

Feminist Lysol Lady, Gloria Steinem, doesn't like Sarah Palin: "Palin shares nothing but a chromosome with Clinton," she croaked.

Wait... was Hillary's DNA ever tested?

"I am Sarah Palin"

Interesting ...

Cartoon break

I iz da Veep?

(Found at eastofla.com)

Kinda reminds me of gool 'ol Happy Cat :

Death Race

Found at goldni.blogspot.com

Now I see why...

Found at pundit kitchen.

Obama Geography

Context...

Well, you know, my understanding is that, uh, Governor Palin’s town of Wasilly [sic] has, uh, 50 employees, uh, uh, we’ve got 2500, uh, in this campaign. I think their budget is maybe $12 million a year. Uh, uh, we have a budget of about three times that just for the month. Uh, so I think that, uh, our ability to manage large systems, uh, and to, uh, execute, uh, I think has been made clear over the last couple of years. Uh, and certainly, in terms of, uh, the legislation that I’ve passed just dealing with this issue post-Katrina, uh, of how we handle emergency management. The fact that, uh, many of my recommendations were adopted and are being put in place, uh, as we speak indicates to extent to which we can provide the kinds of support and good service that the American people expect. - Barack Obama

Obama 57

When bloggers fail ... call in Assassin Crab!

What the heck... a bit of silliness! Or is that wasilliness?

Come to think of it ...

Nobody knows what the Veep does day-to-day. Tie votes in the Senate are very rare and that's the only real, Constitutional power that the Vice President has. For example, Truman was mostly clueless about the doings of Roosevelt 'till he inherited the Big Chair. It's up to the President to decide how much the Veep does.



Found at pundit kitchen.

You can't make up stuff like this ... or can you?

Manufactured Attack #257 .... FAIL! Some leftie geniuses have been circulating the following picture for the past day or two.



Which is just a photoshop of this :



It's not clear why they thought that looking good in a bikini is a bad thing.

Anyhoo, the LOL was found at pundit kitchen.

Hancock

Yeah, Yeah ... you probably didn't see the movie. Oh. Well.

Chucky

... another random one I found on the 'net. Lost the link, though. I'll add attribution later. Not the best; that kid doesn't look all that much like Chucky. Still. Effort and all..

It's a matter of perspective

Seriously, especially after all the wingeing about how how Michelle Obama's words could not be criticized, ever ... how can the Democrats and the media justify going after teenagers and four month old babies?

Slander FAIL (Again!)

It turns out that all sorts of leftie types on "teh intertubes" have latched onto the notion that Trig, Sarah Palin's baby, is actually her grandson by her daughter Bristol. All this based on a couple of pictures where her 16-year-old daughter has a little belly fat. The really pathetic thing here is that it's not just the screaming brats over at Kos ... it's establishment types like Andrew Sullivan. For some details on this, see here

... and, of course, here is a picture of Gov. Palin, very much preggers at the close of the AK legislature :



Of course, the final capper is that Bristol is currently five months pregnant, making it, um, unlikely, that she gave birth four months ago.

Best Veep Photo Op Evar!

Hunting... teh antler donkeyz

Sleaze Attack ... FAIL!

Context : Alan Colmes' website has this bit of sleaziness; apparently, he's had the good sense to take it down.

Outsourcing, part 3 : The Lonely Guy

Apparently, somebody has spent too much time on craigslist... I guess he's not the first guy to assume that any clothes not actually on camera might not exist, but still...

Outsourcing, part 2 : ... and bears? Oh my!

Seems to be following the "Iz not so gret" meme.





(From lolpalin@gmail.com ; found at lolpalin.wordpress.com/)

Outsourcing, part 1

Here's a few I found on the 'net ... not a lot of cool ones out there yet. I guess the early ones are bound to be formulaic.

Take this one :

U want Middle Class?

In a campaign where once guy is living a celeb lifestyle and the other guy owns a bunch of property, the cry has been going out for someone who can "relate" to the "middle class". Enter, the soccer mom.

Welcome to LOLPalin

What the heck; I've done lolpauls and lolbamas ... might as well branch off into lolpalins!